Junk Piles?

Is a house continually surrounded by piles of junk more acceptable if those piles are the result of perpetual home improvement projects?

Cultures?

How many different cultures (or sub-cultures) are you a part of? How many would you say the average person is a part of?

Tickle?

If, when you tickle me, it doesn't tickle, can it legitimately be said that you were tickling me (if you haven't experienced this you are either ridiculously ticklish or you haven't been "tickled" by a three year old)?

Encouragement?

How often do you give encouragement without correction? On the other hand, how often do you give correction without encouragement?

Excited?

Do you ever laugh with derision at what other people get excited about only to turn around and realize that you get excited over some pretty ridiculous things yourself (like your toddler going potty in the toilet)?

Future?

When contemplating the future are you more likely to be consumed with thoughts about what is known or what is unknown? Does knowing some details regarding the future cause you to anticipate it or worry about it more or less?

Big Kid?

Do you ever appeal to your kids to act like a "big girl" or "big boy" and then find yourself turning around and telling them they aren't old enough for "this" or "that"? Doesn't this seem like it would be confusing?

Roomate or Bride?

Does your wife feel more like your newly married bride or a live in maid? Would she be more likely to describe you as a roommate or a lover?

Texture?

Is it legitimate to dislike a food because of its texture? Is it more acceptable to dislike a food because of its taste than because of its texture?

Humbling

Is there any more humbling experience than having your stomach involuntarily and violently empty its contents? Wouldn't this challenge the arrogance and illusion of self-sufficiency of even the most powerful rulers on earth?

Fears and Loves?

What is your greatest fear? What is your greatest love? Are these related? Do your fears reveal what you love (or vice-versa)?

Tax Forms?

Do you think the questions on tax forms could be any more confusing and vague? Is there some reason behind this? Is it simply poor writing or is there someone in a back office somewhere letting forth a long and evil laugh?

Teachers?

Have you ever truly learned anything "on your own"? Doesn't all learning come through some kind of medium whether past or present, whether a personal interaction or a book, whether experience or observation? Why would we rather learn the same thing from one teacher and not another?

Checks?

As a child, did you ever think that credit cards and checks were a way to buy things without spending any money? Did you try use this assumption to sweep away your mom's objection that something you wanted cost too much? Did it ever work?